Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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