You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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