plz talk dirty to me
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
You did what with his pubic hair?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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