her vagine was all disorganized.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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