yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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