that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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