last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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