just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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