can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
