So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Enjoy the penises
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
