just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i came on her dog
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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