Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
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