I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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