He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Randomize
