so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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