Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm getting married
To pizza
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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