i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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