it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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