I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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