Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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