1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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