Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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