I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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