Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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