My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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