She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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