I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm really into asian looking animals
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
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