I showed him my bush... on skype.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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