Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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