This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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