problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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