She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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