he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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