The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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