sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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