I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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