Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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