you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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