just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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