He is an equal opportunity slut.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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