check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
he's gonorrhea incarnate
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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