so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize
