The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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