I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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