I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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