I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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