white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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