sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
i think i just lost a toe
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
