im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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