I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
