she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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