I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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